CONTACT THE ILLUMINATI
All inquiries are reviewed by our council. Discretion is assured.
SEND YOUR MESSAGE
Secure Communication
Our encrypted channels ensure your message remains confidential. All data is purged after 30 days.
Secure Communication
Our encrypted channels ensure your message remains confidential. All data is purged after 30 days.
ALTERNATIVE CONTACT METHODS
For those who prefer more esoteric communication channels
Encrypted Correspondence
Send sealed letters to our network of trusted intermediaries using the Vigenère cipher with the day’s date as the key.
600 14th Street NW, Suite 500 Washington, DC 20005
Symbolic Signaling
Leave markers at designated locations worldwide. Our agents monitor these sites for signs of worthy candidates.
Consult ancient monuments
Certain financial districts
Select university libraries
Digital Dead Drop
Upload encrypted messages to specific dark web nodes. Use the Eye of Providence as your signature.
Tor network required
PGP encryption recommended
No metadata included
URGENT COMMUNICATION
For time-sensitive matters of global importance only
FREQUENTLY ENCODED INQUIRIES
Successful transmissions receive an encrypted acknowledgment within 3 lunar cycles. If you have not received confirmation by then, your message may not have met our security protocols.
Provide only what is essential. The council values conciseness. Your designation, cipher channel, and clear purpose are sufficient for initial contact. Additional details may be requested if your inquiry progresses.
The Illuminati does not engage with conspiracy theories, entertainment industry requests, or personal financial matters. Focus on philosophical, scientific, or strategic inquiries of genuine substance.
Worthy inquiries undergo a multi-phase vetting process that may include tests of discretion, intellect, and commitment. Not all who reach out are contacted in return. Patience is the first virtue we assess.
The Illuminati does not charge for membership. Beware of imposters requesting payment. Our currency is knowledge, not material wealth. True enlightenment cannot be purchased.